oh my stinking goodness.
between 7:23AM and 7:48AM:
– bean poops. not just poops, but explodes.
– explodes all over our bed.
– bean puts hand in poop.
– my hands get covered in poop.
– lil miss comes over. i take bean to bathroom.
– lil miss falls off our bed.
– bean attempts to throw self into toilet.
– bean falls and scratches back while lunging for who knows what.
– lil miss pokes electrical outlet with pen.
– i slap “free” post-its on foreheads of tykes and walk to curb.
– just kidding.
– post on craigslist. duhz.
but you guys, i had yet to have coffee.
that’s right. NO COFFEE YET.
i have fixed that. the homemade bread this morning is a brilliant bonus.
also? i’m seriously considering wine in a sippy cup for myself this morning.